Rules of MTCLBHC

Let me start with the Golden Rules of this gang.

There are just a few rules you have to abide although gangster don't follow rules, but as the Tao Eh, I still have my own set of rules.

Number 1:
Appearance

When walking, As your left leg strides out, your right hand must swing forward at least 45°. Similarly as right leg strides out, left hand swing forward 45° at least. The people in the higher rank department have to swing more degree as this shows the power of the wind as you are walking.

If you are in a low rank of this gang and you walk with a big degree, I will have to ask other ginnas to tio your daiji.

Number 2:
Vocal

When shouting at victim, please remember to include their father and mother into the story.
Don't ask why, because this is the way our gang scare people.
When you scold their father and mother, you are cursing their whole family, so they will be afraid that their family will tio daiji, so they will humji and let you whack.

If you do not follow this rule, you can choose to go for Option 2 which is to name any sexual genitals in Hokkien, eg Cheebye or Lanjiao. This words are very basic in the life of a pai kia and to be a true pai kia, you have to use these two words very often in your daily life even if there is no purpose.

When you scold people and call them cb or lj, they will be ashamed that you say out their private parts so they will be humji and diam diam let you punch.



Number 3:
Settling

When you pick a location to settle your daiji, ALWAYS remember it's either the :

Staircase

The staircase is often a place to tio daiji because if your victim wants to run away, he will run down the stairs and through my personal experience, 3 out of 17 victims have fallen down the stairs while they are trying to escape. Although it is only a small number, it is still a possibility that the victim cannot escape, so the staircase is a very good place to whack someone.

For the other 14 times, it is me who have fallen down the staircase but you cannot laugh at me because I am your tao eh.


OR

Toilet

Many people choose to use the toilet to settle a 1 v 1 because as there are only 2 people inside, if your face gets punched and there is a bruise, your opponent will not tell you that your face is ugly. So you have to look at the mirror to see if your face is ugly or not. The same goes for your opponent. If you are ugly, you cannot find a stead anymore.

So, if you have a 1v1 but you cannot find a toilet, you must remember to at least have a mirror with you. It is okay to have a mirror , dont scared people call you an ahgua, if people laugh at you, you just scold their mother and they will run away.



However if you are ugly in the first place, you do not have to find a toilet because it will not have any difference.


These are the 3 Golden Rules when you are in MTCLBHC.
Follow them well and you will strive to be an outstanding ginna in the years to come.


Cheers,
Tao Eh.