Meeting

Ok tao eh come back from meeting with the other tao ehs from some gangs all over Singapore and I am expected to do a report for today meeting.

Our agenda for the meeting is How to find more daiji without getting daiji with mata.
And our solution is to whack the mata when the mata find us daiji.
And use our ultimate solution which is to scold him family so he will scared and treat us eat mango.

This solution took us 5 hours to come up with although they are just few sentences but the level of the solution is deeper than the ocean. How many of you wuji enough to whack a mata? Not you, not him, not her,






Not me.


So during the 2 minute break of our meeting we call a mata up and we want to see who is the most got balls one among all the tao eh. End up mata come liao everyone jio him play soccer cos they want to have balls zzzzz.

Your tao eh more special I ask him play pool cos pool got more balls than soccer because pool I play 9 ball while soccer they only got 1 ball. End up conclusion of the meeting is your Tao eh still more wuji than the other tao eh so come and join MataLaiLiaoBoHoChio best gang ever.

Now join our gang got special promotion sms to 31234 , the first 10 member to sign up will have special package first 3 days training on how to be pai kia and the basic move of pai kia. This special training programme I have specially invited pai kia from Jurong side to come and help because Jurong pai kia always come and tio our daiji.

It shows that they have the balls to tio our daiji so I be friend with 2 of them and they will conduct a whacking session with our first new 10 members. After the training we will teach you how to have more balls by having pool sessions at our territory. Hope it will be an enjoyable experience for our new members.