How to choose your victim

Ok your tao eh here to conduct night session on how to choose your victim, which means how do you know if this person is the person you going to tio daiji with.

Basically all the victims have a few things in common and it is quite easy to choose them.
I will share with you the basic two features.


Number 1:
Wear glasses.

Wearing glasses confirm give you an advantage if he is your victim. Everyone knows that cobra is called Glasses Snake in Chinese, it applies to humans too. If you see a human wearing glasses you are very lucky to have a Glasses Human victim.

Everyone knows that if a cobra attack you, the only way to settle it is to take off the cobra's glasses. It applies to humans too. So when you tio daiji with your Glasses Human victim, remember the first step is always to take off his glasses.

Nowadays I know upgrade liao people wear contact lenses instead of wear glasses but this rule still applies. Just ask your victim what brand of contact lense he wearing then when he answering you halfway, use your middle finger to poke his eye and his contact lense will drop off.

This counter move is the most imba out of all because it is in S.565(b) in the Ahbeng Sutra - The Finger of Beng, the middle finger is specially chosen to be the attacking finger because we always train our middle finger to be the longest and most outstanding finger everytime.

Number 2:
A manly voice

If your victim has a manly voice it is even better because you can easily make him cry and being the tao eh, I will teach you to do so.

Step 1 - bring an apple along with you
Step 2 - bring a marker along with you
Step 3 - write the word 'adam' on the apple
Step 4 - eat the apple in front of your victim with the manly voice.

Once you complete Step 4, you must look deep into your victim eyes and say the magic words 'Adam Adam gone Forever'.

Your victim will become from manly voice to an ahgua voice because you have just eaten his adam's apple. Snow White is eat poison apple, now MTCLBHC is eat Adam's Apple.

After your victim has realised that he has lost his manly voice, he will cry and beg you to return his adam apple. Often, the ginnas under me will normally whack him and he will remain ahgua voice forever.




But your tao eh is different.
I told him 'Happy Father's Day' and I started to peel banana and eat in front of him.




These are the steps in choosing your victim. Please choose them wisely.